The time has come...
There’s something a little bit
surreal about arriving in a new country. Just a day earlier you are
sitting at your parents, eating Pumpkin curry laksa and relaxing. Then suddenly
you are transported to a new world, surrounded by new sights, smells, noises
and customs. I don’t think it ever gets old – the feelings of nervousness and excitement
coupled with a healthy dose of uncertainty. My arrival into Nepal was no
different.
It’s always challenging
travelling with a bike – first of all – they are heavy buggers and when you are
by yourself it’s a work out just trying to get it out of the airport doors.
That is, of course, once the hour long queue for a visa subsides. I had
arranged old mate from the hotel to pick me up and together with his
cousins / brothers / friends, we managed to squeeze the bike box into the back of
his little Fiat and we were away. I was considering staying a day or 2 in
Kathmandu, but after I settled into my hotel and did the customary walk around
town, I was already getting itchy feet. With my body clock warped and forcing
me wide awake the next day at 530am, it was settled – I would build the bike up
and ride out of town on Day 1 – I’ve seen my fair share of temples anyway!
Taking to the road
Cycling in or out of a new city
is always a tricky affair and Kathmandu was no exception. The streets are
insanely narrow and there is no rhyme or reason to the way the traffic moves or
where the roads go. Luckily though, I am borderline OCD and had drawn my map
out of town on Google map, exported it to my phone mapping application
and had it mounted on my handlebars. All I had to do was follow the blue line and it
worked perfectly! Part of me felt bad for “cheating”, but a WAY bigger part of
me was chuffed that I was out of Kathmandu relatively unscathed and soon to be
climbing up into the hills.
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| Looking clean on day 1 |
And climb I did – and climb – and
climb some more! Look, I knew Nepal was going to be hilly, I’m not an idiot – but
I guess I was just hoping it wouldn’t start immediately. Nope, no such luck!
After the initial getaway from the main city, I was climbing – and climbing
fast. Sweat pouring down and heart rate racing, I had the familiar thoughts of
“you’re an idiot”. The sucker punch to it was, once I finally got to descend –
the road had turned from bitumen to absolute rubbish, so any chance of free
rolling was substituted by a hands locked on brakes, arse bumping, brakes
screaming descent. That was quickly followed by more of – you guessed it –
climbing!
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| Climbing out of the valley |
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| Tough roads - day 1 |
Just when I thought I’d be better
on a bus, I witnessed what I hope is the closest I will ever come to a massive
bus crash in my life. I was crawling up a few switchbacks as a bus was coming
down. He’d decided to come in tight to the bend and managed to put his rear
wheel in the ditch. At least 25 people jumped from the windows on the high side
as the bus see-sawed on the broken road, threatening to topple over. I started
thinking about where my first aid kit was just in case I needed
to swing into action, but although it is fairly well stocked, I’m not sure I
could have helped a bus full of squashed Nepalese. After much commotion, the
bus screeched out of the ditch and continued down, with the disembarked
passengers forced to chase after it. I shall be keeping this incident at the front of my mind when I need to decide between a short mountain flight and a bus ride at the end of my running trip!
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| Old wobbles wobbles |
With the commotion of the near
bus fatality over, I started thinking of finding
someone to rest for the night, but with only 40km behind me, I was feeling
sheepish about getting behind my schedule so early on. Just another hour or so
I told myself…..well that would have been fine if I had of checked the map
properly! That little village that appeared like the perfect place to find a
bed for the night looked close on the map, but it turns out I wasn’t paying
attention to the topographical particulars. So I left the random village which
had a guest house beckoning me and continued on.
As I rounded the third switch
back I was seriously considering turning back – but pride got the better of me
and I kept climbing. Now I am pretty sure there are some rules about road
construction and exactly what gradient you are allowed to make it! If there are
– the Nepalese weren’t paying attention in road building school! Every corner
seemed stepper than the next and I was constantly out of the saddle, willing my
legs to spin the pedals over. What made matters more fun is the quantity of
jeeps speeding up the hill. You see – they don’t like losing momentum, so they
pretty much drive up as fast as their piece of shit TATA’s will let them and
just sit on the horn at every blind corner. That’s fine when no-one is coming
down, but if they are – the poor little cycle tourer ends up in the dirt!
An impromptu stop about half way
up due to some road works was a good opportunity to dive down the bag for some
emergency energy gels, as the boiled egg and chick peas I’d had for lunch were
starting to wane. Finally, and after 1.5 hours of grinding up the pass I was welcomed by a friendly
English speaking local in a worn out puffer vest who promptly yelled something
to his wife that ended up with spicy noodles and water in front of me! He had a
room to rent downstairs too and promised me a hearty breakfast to get me on my
way in the morning. When I explained to him where I had ridden from he just
responded nonchalantly, “yeah I
noticed you were sweating when you arrived”. Turns out those types of climbs
are part and parcel around here!
So after a hearty meal of spicy
noodles, tea, beer and some cookies, I settled into my room. The ever preset
buzz of moths, combined with chickens scratching outside and flickering lights,
all punctuated by the smell of day old urine in the squat toilet was not enough
to stop me from falling into a deep sleep. Day 1 in the bag!
I woke the next morning to an
unfortunate cover of cloud hindering what would have been an otherwise gorgeous
morning outlook. Oh well – can’t change the weather I guess, and judging by how
hard the rain was falling as I was nodding off to sleep last night, I count
myself lucky. Old mate in the puffer jacket had a brekky of eggs, tea, juice
and funky mountain bread whipped up for me and pretty soon I was loaded and on
my way. I was planning 100km today so was keen to get moving.
As I rounded the first corner I saw
my favourite road sign ever – the one of the little car descending down the
hill. This was good news for my aching legs. Not so great for my wrists though
as the steepness of the next 10km of riding was insane. My wrists jammed on the
bars, brakes squealing beneath me as the altitude dropped and dropped. All the
hard work from yesterday was flying by at a much more respectable pace. 40 mins
later, I could ease up on the brakes and a quick glanced down confirmed my
thinking – I’d dropped over 1,000m in just over 10km. Now that’s a good start to the morning! The descent
continued too, albeit more gently, and as I let go my first vocal “woooo” of
the trip, I rolled peacefully through the rolling fields and warm morning air.
As with most touring days however
– with the good comes the bad and after my morning stop of samosas and pakora,
I turned from the quaint back roads to the main East- West highway where I
would stay for the remainder of the day.
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| Sharp Descents |
The road was flat and the riding
fast, but the traffic amped up and the car horns continued with gusto. I cannot
quite understand the penchant for a drivers’ horn usage – seriously, if you are
coming TOWARD me and you are a truck, there is no need to toot. I can see you –
and if I can’t – well I deserve to be hit! Alas – onwards I rolled. As I
benefited from yesterdays climbing by continuously descending into a valley,
the glory of fast rolling wheels was being overcome by the rising of the temperature…..35,
36, 37….up to a high of 40 degrees as I sweated through the midday heat. With
no cool spots to rest it was actually better to keep riding and let the wind
cool you down. The warmth forced some impromptu gear adjustments, with my
long loved cycling hat that Gareth bough me in Uganda, receiving some “air
conditioning vents” and the sleeves to my cycling jersey being ripped off. I
was getting quite the looks as I stormed through town with my cycling jersey
wide open exposing my pale white skin to the locals. Not sure if the cheers
were that of joy or disgust!
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| Cycling hat - A/C mode |
With my ipod on full noise with
INXS Live at Wembley (1991) keeping my mind off my bikes squeaking bottom
bracket, I chugged through the afternoon and after 101km, finally arrived at Chitwan
National park. Apparently plenty of tourists come here for safari drives into
the park to look for Bengal tigers and view Elephants. I feel like I have
tapped out on safari’s in my life, so it was just a relaxing place to rest
for the afternoon for me before getting back in the saddle tomorrow. Besides –
a short stroll to the river and I saw a big fat Rhino grazing in the grass and
some elephants cruising past my guest house anyway….no need for a paid safari
for me!
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| Local Traffic |
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| Chitwan National Park |
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| Me and mr Rhino |
Coffee and breakfast on the
balcony of the hotel overlooking the river was a nice way to start the day, but
provided little motivation to get going. Miles needed to be covered though, so
I finally willed myself up and onto the bike to hit the highway. I was under no
illusions that today would be pleasant. A quick glance of the map showed a flat
highway, junction towns and no real interesting sights along the way. I felt
the ipod might be my friend today – particularly with the old creeky bike
driving me nuts!
One thing I didn’t consider too
well for this trip is the heat – oh goodness the heat. Now I have ridden in
some idiotic heat in my time – Myanmar last year comes to mind – but this was
something else. It was constantly in the 40’s and making me sweat at record rates.
I couldn’t keep up with my hydration and there was no shade to be seen for
respite. An earlier start would have been a better idea!
That being said – it could have
been worse – it could have been raining. Rain sucks! Although the riding was unspectacular today, it’s always
interesting to cycle by and watch the local life go by. Everyone is going
somewhere – but I don’t know where! Scooter here, bus there, bike over there –
what’s everyone doing in these towns!?!?!
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| Some friendly helpers |
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| Map consulting committee |
After a hot and flat 80k, I was
faced with a big pass to end the day. Although I didn’t have much juice left to
climb, the change in rhythm was a god send and I was happy to push up the hill
and then roll freely down the other side. Arriving at a random junction town
with the speedo reading 95km, I was faced with a dilemma….stop and stay here, or
keep pushing, knowing that the next hotel was a further 35km. After the descent
I was feeling great, but knowing that would wash away pretty quickly and with
the sun finally starting to set, I decided on the former.
I know from experience that there
are 2 towns you don’t want to stay for the night – border towns and junction
towns! Well I was at the mother of the 2 – a junction town 20km up from the
Indian border. Trucks, buses, cars….everywhere! The only decent hotel was on
the corner of the main intersection. Refusing
to stay right on the junction, I went in search of a back street, quiet room. I
found the back street alright, the room though – well, let’s just say it ranks
in my top 3 filthiest rooms I’ve stayed. I have a pretty good tolerance for
filth – but this was next level. I mean, seriously – just rinse the saliva and
toothpaste remnants from the last guess out of the sink at least!
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| A man, alone, in a filthy room |
I washed and went walkabout for
the night, finding a dive place to eat and have a beer while being entertained
by some local kids insistent on asking me questions. I was pretty much doing
anything to avoid heading back to the filth factory. Heavy eyes defeated me
though and I retired to a night of restless sleep on my sarong with my flannel
shirt as a pillow, being eaten by mosquitoes and almost blown away by the
ceiling fan with only one speed – turbo!
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| Relaxing in the street to avoid filth factory |
Desperate to get out of filth factory, I was on the road early and
with the sun at my back, was feeling pretty excited about the day ahead. I just
needed to get the first 35km of flat, dusty roads out of my way and I would
start heading north for the mountains. Now, I knew that there was some serious
climbing ahead, which typically makes my legs shake with angst, I also knew
that the destination for the night was perched high on a hilltop, 1,300m up, with the thought of a cooler climate something to look forward to. After my “mis-management” of food
on the first day, I have been determined to keep the fuel intake up and avoid "angry Greg" from making an appearance on this trip. Luckily
for me, Nepal is an easy country for a hungry vegetarian with all the villages
serving up their takes on delicious daal / naan / noodles / miscellaneous deep
fried snacks. I have only had to go down the cookies and snickers bar route on one occasion which must be a record for me!
This particular morning though, i'd only had an energy bar for breakfast and thus stopped after an
hour for a top up. Now, I’ve met some randoms in my time – but to sit down in a
food shack in a dusty junction town and then be greeted by a man who is local
to the town, but lives in Glenroy, Victoria….that’s a new one! Turns out old
mate was on holiday back to his village and kept me company as I smashed
through some more daal and entertained his stories about AFL, Melbourne life
and everything in between.
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| Fantastic Riding |
Another short ride and another
plate of noodles later, I was ready for the serious climbing of the day. I’ve
been following my brother’s blog which followed this same route a few years
back and knew I was in for a treat of a day. The highway quickly started
climbing and winding its way up a narrow gorge as I pushed North. Small
villages clung on the hillside, the whizzing busses seemed to disappear and for
the most part, it was just me and my creaky bike keeping me company. The
solitude was bliss and this was the type of Nepal I was looking forward to - a side of the country I wasn't sure was going to materialize after a few days on the flat, hot plains.
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| Battleship striking a pose |
The hope of the
heat dissipating was unfortunately misguided as the mercury seemed to rise as I
climbed. I’ve banned myself from looking at my thermo as I ride now as it
messes with my head, but at one check it read a balmy 47 degrees. The locals
thought I was crazy as I kept stopping everytime I saw a little water trickling
off the side of the road, dunking my head, face and neck in an attempt to cool
off. My cycling hat has now entered “Air Conditioning turbo mode” with the
entire top section cut out so as to release some heat while keeping me shaded.
I doubt I’ll be winning any fashion awards over here!
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| Old mate obviously not feeling the heat.....black on black |
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| Balmy |
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| Cycling hat - fully air conditioned |
Despite the heat, the riding was
spectacular with nice views and friendly kids cheering me on as I passed
through town. Whatever must they have though as this bearded white stranger
staggered through town, shirt open, hat ripped up, bike creaking and sweat
pouring from his face.
The destination for the day was Tansen
– a high mountain village that loomed over the valley as it
came into view. This was a climb not to be tackled lightly, so in preparation,
I stopped for a massive bowl of fried rice, more water and a little internal
pep talk. 500m of climbing over 5km is nothing to sneeze at, particularly when
it rounds out the day, but my legs felt strong and I kept going up and up until
I finally reached town. I will admit – the final climb up the impossibly steep
streets of town was assisted by a few young lads who must have seen my anguish
and helped push me up. Making up for the filth factory of the night prior, I
checked into a relatively fancy place ($25 – shower doesn’t work so had to use
the arse cleaner hose thingy, sweet view tough) and chilled out for the night.
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| Steep town - Tansen |
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| View from my room - Tansen |
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| Street art - Tansen |
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| Dead slow - don't have to tell me twice |
Although I was up again with the
sun, I was enjoying the relatively comfortable digs and spent the morning
strolling the town, eating samosas, walking impossibly steep streets and doing
some photography. I’d given myself the next 2 days to get the 125km to Pokhara
anyway, so there was no great rush. Once I did climb onto the battleship, the
legs were heavy from the day before so lucky for me today was down down and
more down – back into the canyon and winding around the ridges until I finally
got to my half way point of Waling.
The mountain scenery is beautiful in these
parts and really does encourage a more relaxed pace. The villages were full of
kids cheering support, some running alongside me as I sweated up the little
pinches. I really enjoyed the pace of life here, everyone was friendly and
happy to help when I stopped looking hungry and thirsty. On my last day into
Pokhara I managed to meet a few fellow cyclists who were travelling in the
opposite direction. They had been emailing my brother for Nepal route advice
and knew I was coming. We shared a chat and some tips on the road ahead and
they also put me in contact with a cycle tourer in Pokhara who coincidentally manages
a hotel. It’s a small world and even smaller for silly bike tourers and as luck
would have it, I tracked down their contact here in Pokhara and he is putting
me up for a few nights and babysitting my bike while I go on running
adventures! Legend.
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| Cycle touring friends on the road |
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| My little bike mechanic |
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| Free physics lesson with every samosa |
So here I am, 450 odd km complete
on the bike and bag packed for my running adventures to start tomorrow. Unfortunately
the Himalayas have been hiding behind the clouds all week so I haven’t seen
exactly what I am in for yet – but judging by the long shadows I was riding in
yesterday, cast by ever increasingly prominent peaks as I headed North, I’ve
got a fair idea!
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| Running kit - ready to go! |